Football at all levels, everything from the NFL to NCAA to high school and Pop Warner, is at an all-time high in terms of popularity. Over the last few years, football has been in the news for an ever-increasing amount of negative news, much of it related to the dangers of the sport. This isn't anything new, but the purely impressive numbers are mounting at dangerous levels. Years ahead of its time and based on a bestselling novel, here's 1979's North Dallas Forty.
A wide receiver for the North Dallas Bulls, Phil Elliott (Nick Nolte) is past but his prime but still a very reliable player who the team counts on in go-to situations seemingly week in and week out. He's coming off an especially strong performance, hauling in the game-winning catch, but football is a week to week sport. With his friend and the team's quarterback, Seth Maxwell (Mac Davis), Phil has come to rely on painkillers to survive from game to game, not to mention the recreational drugs, increasing drinking and meaningless sexual encounters. It's becoming a lot to handle for Elliott, the receiver questioning his career choice, the business behind it, and the possibility of that career coming to an end quicker than he would have liked. The next game is fast approaching, and the Bulls need a win more than ever. Can Phil pull it together again?
Yowza, what a good movie, a sports movie that isn't often mentioned as one of the genre's best. It certainly deserves to be mentioned in the conversation. Based off the bestselling novel from Peter Gent (a former wide receiver), 'North' is a not-so thinly veiled dig at the Dallas Cowboys of the late 1960s when Gent was with the team. It is a hell of a story, a damning, indicting look at something fans take for granted at times. What goes on in this 1979 could be shocking for audiences currently, much less 30-plus years ago. This is honest, uncomfortable, funny, depressing and one of those brutally underrated movies -- kudos director Ted Kotcheff -- that has an air of authenticity that could only come from someone who's been in the locker rooms, the practice fields, the training room and the postgame parties. You feel like you're getting a window into something dark and disturbing. It's not just something we watch as fans on the weekend, but a cutthroat business with money as the bottom line.
With Nolte leading a strong ensemble cast, 'North' offers more than a few memorable moments. The opener sets the tone immediately, Nolte's Elliott waking up and going through his morning routine. He can barely make it to the tub to soak in the water. Yeah, the game-winning catch is glamorous, but at what cost? I loved the excesses of the postgame party, the Bulls celebrating with a raucous, out of control blowout. As big and crazy as the party is, the pregame moments in the locker room are just as effective. We run the gamut of preparations, some quietly readying themselves, others psyching themselves up for the game. None of these moments feel overdone or forced, and it would have been easy for the story to take that extra step forward to over-the-top. In ways that just watching the games never do, you get a sense as a viewer what it means to survive as a professional football player through the ups and the downs.
Who better to play the gravely-voiced veteran wide receiver who's hanging on to what he loves -- playing football -- better than Nick Nolte? I submit that no one is better. Nolte delivers a great performance as Phil Elliott, a skilled receiver who doesn't have the most ability but works at it religiously, relying on some of the best hands in football. It's great seeing his development (the story takes place over a little week) as he weighs the pros and cons of what he does for a living. His friendship and working relationship with Davis' Seth provides some great human moments as well as some that just make you cringe. We see the difference too between the star quarterback (Davis, a singer, holding his own as a character if not a football player) who the team so desperately depends on, and the far-more replaceable wide receiver. This is a business, a lesson we learn all too harshly.
Who else to look for? A very strong ensemble as we see the players, coaching staff of the Bulls, the owner and management, anyone and everyone. Playing a variation on legendary Cowboys coach Tom Landry, G.D. Spradlin plays Bulls head coach B.A. Strothers, an authoritarian leader, with Charles Durning as his rah-rah, get in your face coordinator. Steve Forrest is slimy and smooth as Conrad Hunter, the Bulls' owner who wants a championship for Dallas, Dabney Coleman as his brother and general manager. Dayle Haddon plays Charlotte, a woman removed from the sport Phil falls for while Savannah Smith Boucher is a far-more casual sexual acquaintance. Bo Svenson and John Matuszak are terrifying as two of the Bulls offensive linemen, embodying the concept of football players as modern-day gladiators.
As the movie develops though, it's the business of the sport and football that takes the spotlight. We see snippets of a game, just a few plays on one drive in a key game between Dallas and Chicago, the plays shot almost in complete darkness so we can't see the stands (and fans, probably cheaper this way). It's quick and effective without overstaying its welcome. I was genuinely surprised by where the story went in the final 15 minutes, an appropriately dark finale that works on basically all levels to show how ridiculous the sport and the business can be. A classic sports movie that deserves far more of a reputation. Now if Nolte's Phil would just stop wearing that stupid cap....
North Dallas Forty (1979): ***/****
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Clifford
Martin Short is a talented guy. No doubt about it. But like any talented individual -- drama or comedy -- there comes along some movies so horrifically stupid, so horrifically bad that it is difficult to wrap your head around. Universally panned by critics and audiences alike, earning just $7 million in theaters, is 1994's Clifford.
Flying to Hawaii with his parents, 10-year old Clifford (Short) wants nothing more than to go to Dinosaur World in Los Angeles. How bad does he want to go? He sneaks his way into the cockpit, meets the pilot and when he can't convince him to land.....makes the engine stall by pulling/pushing buttons. Landing in L.A., Clifford's not allowed to get back on a plane -- any plane -- leaving his parents in a lurch. Wouldn't you know it, there's a solution!!! Clifford's uncle Martin (Charles Grodin) is in a spot. He needs to convince his fiance, Sarah (Mary Steenburgen), that he doesn't hate kids. What a coincidence!?! Martin takes Clifford in until his parents come back, even promising his nephew to take him to Dinosaur World. What's in store though when Martin's job forces him to back out? Watch out.
There are just certain movies....yeah, I don't even know how to say it. This is a truly awful movie. It is currently rocking a 9% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, somehow managed a 4.7 rating at the IMDB, and earned a half star review from Roger Ebert. As Ebert so eloquently put it, "The movie is so odd it's almost worth seeing just because we'll never see anything like it again. I hope." The humor is beyond ridiculous. It's to the point I questioned if I was watching a spoof. Is it beyond intentionally dark? Is it smart because it is so dark and bizarre? No, not at all. It is bizarre almost from beginning to end. 'Clifford' was actually filmed in 1990 but with studio issues it wasn't released for four more years.
I do like Martin Short. He's a key and funny ingredient to one of my all-time favorite comedies, The Three Amigos. His Jiminy Glick character is great, but this part? Wow. The sad thing is his character does have some funny moments. To put it lightly, Clifford is....quirky??? He talks to a toy brontosaurus he's named Stefan. He plays a bright red recorder. He wears a suit jacket with shorts and high socks. There are touches in there someplace for a good character, but it goes wasted in a horrifically bad way in a script from Jay Dee Rock and Bobby Van Hayes (wouldn't you know it? This was the only time either ever worked in Hollywood). Behind that innocent smile and seemingly calm childlike demeanor is a demonically manipulative, truly evil little boy. Also, it's just weird that a 40-year old man is playing a 10-year old. It just is.
His cutesy antics are beyond belief. At different points, he almost crashes a plane (a FREAKIN' plane...and it's for laughs), replaces a Bloody Mary with Tabasco sauce as Martin prepares to give a toast, pays off a kid to replace him so he can hide in his dinosaur costume, sets Martin up as a terrorist who has a bomb and is ready to use it, tricks Martin into going to San Francisco on a train and then heading back to his uncle's home and hosting a drinking party, and then replaces his work on a disk with a real-life explosive. In what world is that funny? It is beyond bizarre and never figures out what tone to take. Short is talented and some of his mannerisms here are funny. On the other hand, a little creepiness goes a long way. Director Paul Flaherty wears out his welcome quickly and is never able to recover.
So to get people into this movie, did someone have some highly incriminating evidence against this many people? With 1992's Beethoven, Grodin showed he could do a controlled crazy, but he's all over the place here. He hams it up, mugs it up and never stops, screaming through much of the movie. Steenburgen too looks confused as to why she's here. Dabney Coleman is Martin and Sarah's boss. His developed personality? He wears a toupee and wants to hook up with Sarah. Richard Kind and Jennifer Savidge appear briefly as Clifford's parents, clearly at the end of their rope and ready to get rid of him. Even Ben Savage -- later of Boy Meets World -- makes an appearance in an odd storytelling technique as Clifford -- now a priest in 2050...I have no idea, just go with it, tells the boy how crazy a kid he used to be.
I don't know. I'm confused. Why is Clifford so messed up? Why does he act this way? We don't find out. He's just off-the-wall crazy, no explanation provided. That's the movie. Truly dumb for the sake of dumb. It deserves it's place in the Hall of Worst Movies Ever. By the time the end came along and Martin was trying to kill Clifford on an amusement park ride at Dinosaur World (yes, you read that right), I didn't even know what I was watching anymore.
Clifford (1994): */****
Flying to Hawaii with his parents, 10-year old Clifford (Short) wants nothing more than to go to Dinosaur World in Los Angeles. How bad does he want to go? He sneaks his way into the cockpit, meets the pilot and when he can't convince him to land.....makes the engine stall by pulling/pushing buttons. Landing in L.A., Clifford's not allowed to get back on a plane -- any plane -- leaving his parents in a lurch. Wouldn't you know it, there's a solution!!! Clifford's uncle Martin (Charles Grodin) is in a spot. He needs to convince his fiance, Sarah (Mary Steenburgen), that he doesn't hate kids. What a coincidence!?! Martin takes Clifford in until his parents come back, even promising his nephew to take him to Dinosaur World. What's in store though when Martin's job forces him to back out? Watch out.
There are just certain movies....yeah, I don't even know how to say it. This is a truly awful movie. It is currently rocking a 9% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, somehow managed a 4.7 rating at the IMDB, and earned a half star review from Roger Ebert. As Ebert so eloquently put it, "The movie is so odd it's almost worth seeing just because we'll never see anything like it again. I hope." The humor is beyond ridiculous. It's to the point I questioned if I was watching a spoof. Is it beyond intentionally dark? Is it smart because it is so dark and bizarre? No, not at all. It is bizarre almost from beginning to end. 'Clifford' was actually filmed in 1990 but with studio issues it wasn't released for four more years.
I do like Martin Short. He's a key and funny ingredient to one of my all-time favorite comedies, The Three Amigos. His Jiminy Glick character is great, but this part? Wow. The sad thing is his character does have some funny moments. To put it lightly, Clifford is....quirky??? He talks to a toy brontosaurus he's named Stefan. He plays a bright red recorder. He wears a suit jacket with shorts and high socks. There are touches in there someplace for a good character, but it goes wasted in a horrifically bad way in a script from Jay Dee Rock and Bobby Van Hayes (wouldn't you know it? This was the only time either ever worked in Hollywood). Behind that innocent smile and seemingly calm childlike demeanor is a demonically manipulative, truly evil little boy. Also, it's just weird that a 40-year old man is playing a 10-year old. It just is.
His cutesy antics are beyond belief. At different points, he almost crashes a plane (a FREAKIN' plane...and it's for laughs), replaces a Bloody Mary with Tabasco sauce as Martin prepares to give a toast, pays off a kid to replace him so he can hide in his dinosaur costume, sets Martin up as a terrorist who has a bomb and is ready to use it, tricks Martin into going to San Francisco on a train and then heading back to his uncle's home and hosting a drinking party, and then replaces his work on a disk with a real-life explosive. In what world is that funny? It is beyond bizarre and never figures out what tone to take. Short is talented and some of his mannerisms here are funny. On the other hand, a little creepiness goes a long way. Director Paul Flaherty wears out his welcome quickly and is never able to recover.
So to get people into this movie, did someone have some highly incriminating evidence against this many people? With 1992's Beethoven, Grodin showed he could do a controlled crazy, but he's all over the place here. He hams it up, mugs it up and never stops, screaming through much of the movie. Steenburgen too looks confused as to why she's here. Dabney Coleman is Martin and Sarah's boss. His developed personality? He wears a toupee and wants to hook up with Sarah. Richard Kind and Jennifer Savidge appear briefly as Clifford's parents, clearly at the end of their rope and ready to get rid of him. Even Ben Savage -- later of Boy Meets World -- makes an appearance in an odd storytelling technique as Clifford -- now a priest in 2050...I have no idea, just go with it, tells the boy how crazy a kid he used to be.
I don't know. I'm confused. Why is Clifford so messed up? Why does he act this way? We don't find out. He's just off-the-wall crazy, no explanation provided. That's the movie. Truly dumb for the sake of dumb. It deserves it's place in the Hall of Worst Movies Ever. By the time the end came along and Martin was trying to kill Clifford on an amusement park ride at Dinosaur World (yes, you read that right), I didn't even know what I was watching anymore.
Clifford (1994): */****
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1990s,
Charles Grodin,
Comedy,
Dabney Coleman,
Martin Short,
Mary Steenburgen
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